The bible can be interpreted in such a way in which one could conclude that only white people are human. All other races would, of course, be animals. The bible also can be seen as foretelling of a time in which all humans would be judged on this earth. The righteous going to heaven and the damned going to hell. This day, as predicted by the bible and by Notradamous would be none other than the eve of the new millennium. Though the year 2000 was popularly celebrated as the beginning of the new millennium, which confirms my strong belief in the pathetic state of the american public education system, we all know that the true millennium did not begin until the dawn of 2001. So, I, being of superstitious character and being a firm believer in my own crazy logic, waited with anticipation for the clocks to turn across the globe to the peril of the white man. You see, all the "humans" would be judged and would disappear from this world. Since, only white people are human, then logically all the white people should have began disappearing as the millennium passed leaving the world to all us "animals". But, to no avail. None of the white compadres melted to oblivion. I had my cameras ready and everything..... Oh well.

I spent my new years eve day with my cousin and Richard and Elicia. I took then to NorthStar so we could all learn to snowboard. It was very enjoyable. Especially because of Roy or Ray, or whatever his name was... Roy? Ray? Lets call him Mr. Snow Board Instructor. Mr. Snow Board Instructor was SO CUTE. Winning smile, very nice ass, what other company would one need in an alpine paradise? Anywho, We drove back to our homes that evening and watched the sun as its set during the last moments of the Anglo-Saxon millennium make its course across the sky. Spectacular.

That night I got drunk then sobered up and then went up to Mount Tamalpais to spend the new years turnover alone, contemplating why all the white people didn't burn up like they had promised in the bible. OH LORD, WHY HAVE WE BEEN FORSAKEN?

However, I realized how fortunate us animals actually were... cause some of them Crackers are mighty cute!

And Buddha said unto Nam, ....the second day you shall rest... and so it was...

So, I really like snowboarding now and I decided to get a bunch of stuff... And, as we all know, I'm gay. So, when I went to buy it, the foremost on my mind was that it all matched and that it was all blue. So, I got a CUTE blue board for about $400 and some cute bindings for about $150 and a cute jacket for about $300 and some cute shoes for about $200. Did I mention I was poor? Well now I am poorer. It took me four days to find snowboarding pants in my size... Anyways, I went to Bear Valley this weekend since I was invited by Mr. Club Guy. Mr. Club guy is a guy I met on the internet who works at a club. He let me in free with my friend Andrew.

Anywho, we do the whole snowboarding thing and I go home and rest since my ass was so sore from falling all the time.

Oh yeah... Clubbing: So, Andrew and I went clubbing some days back at Faith since Mr. Club Guy put me and a friend on the guest list. So, we club and I meet Mr. Club Guy, and he was all nice. Anywho, I called Eudean but he never answers my calls. Fortunately, he comes that night expecting to find me and we find each other and all was well. We spent a lot of time dancing and flaunting ourselves. I meet this guy whom I will call, Mr. Job Hater. I call him this because he doesn't like his job and hopes to be laid off. He was cute and we swapped e-mail addresses.

Well, all that Anglo-Saxon new year mumbo jumbo is now behind us and I gotta start preparations for the real new year. Yes, the lunar new year... or as the minority impaired may call it "CHINESE NEW YEAR".... I wonder if the minority challenged think that Chinese people... and what I mean by Chinese is any asian...Go around saying Happy "Chinese" New Year. Makes ya think.

Any who, my sponsor at my Temple is having me mentally prepare for the final phase of my many years of training to be buddhist person. Since this is once again my year, the year of the snake, I finally get marked with my name translated into beautifully twisted chinese characters. Fortunately, no where in the manuscripts of my sect does it say that I need to have it done at the unsanitary temple. Instead, I went down to the "wrong side of the tracks" in order to get my tag done. However, the catch was I needed to get the tattoo blessed at the temple afterward....

So, I go with my co-worker Laura to see if this place down the street from my work can get it done. Since they were a tattoo parlor, the answer was a unanimous YES. Unfortunately, the guy was sorta booked and Laura sorta needed to pick up her kid, so I got an appointment instead

OUCH!

Ok, the tattoo wasn't that bad at all. I sat there on this chair as a guy drilled needles gull of ink up and down my spine. But that was OK. The weird thing is that I started sweating really badly. It was streaming down my arm like someone was drizzling water on my shoulder. But, in fact I was sweating like a mofo.

Anywho, I get back to work, do some stuff and head up to temple. Well the blessing ceremony involved this rancid oil of perpetual itching and pain. They did a little chant and rubbed the crap on me and I had non stop irritation all day long!

Went snowboarding with my brother this weekend. Had some fun, it was very cold.

I've also been doing a hell of a lot of bowling with Maria Kai and the guy named Justin. Maria met Justin at a club through a friend. He's tricky. He does magic tricks. My hand starting hurting from bowling so much. Oh well.

HAPPY NEW YEAR... CHUC MUNG NAM MOI... I stayed home from work... Maria, Kai, Justin, and I went bowling the night before and ended up bowling tonight as well. Bowling Bowling Bowling. All week long.

Hmm, don't remember... must have been drunk.. The whole week!

Just kidding, I took Laura and Tevin snowboarding this weekend. Watching kids snowboard is so cute. Boreal isn't the best place to snowboard though.. Sorta boring. However it's a great place to learn since once you pay for one lesson, the advanced ones are free for you take. And you can take them as many times as you like. It's like a guarantee... in fact, it is a