The chiming warding from the Town Center resonated in the streets of Milpitas. Then and there I could feel a bad wind had come unto our fair city. We had already recently suffered from the destruction of our fair city hall. Just a year before, the chinese had brain washed our Major into putting up the chinese flag higher and larger then the flags of our own country and states. Yet, adventurers like myself are used to such peril and with a gape filled with pride I made my way to the town square.
The sister city commissioners stood a top the marble steps near the giant emerald pond. The emerald pond, once nestled behind the great city hall, now sat revealed.. almost violated, in front of the gaping hole left to mark our once hallowed hall. A croud had already gathered around them with great commotion.
From the crowd emerged a lanky fellow in shiny blue garb, an adventurer in his own right, who had once lived in fair Milpitas, but who had been forced to move away to desolate Fremont due to the evil minions of the overpriced real estate market.
"Richard!" I called with curious anticipation, "Why have the Sister Cities Commissioners called this dismal gathering, what peril awaits us?"
"Alas," he replied, "Our sister city in the far east, Kukizaki, has been invaded by the infamous Hello Kitty... They are unable to fight cuteness of that maginitude." There was a short pause as Richard's eyes dropped to the ground, in a soft charismatic voice he added, "Many Bothans died.. to get us this information..." Anger and anguish flushed into his face, "We must quest to Kukizaki... WE are their last best hope... FOR PEACE!
So, Richard and I went to apply for the questing position with the Bureau of Foreign Questing at the Council of Adventurers and Quest Seekers. Of course with our high stature in the community we didn't have to wait long for approval. The sister city commission Chair, Debra, herself appointed us to the respected positions. Along with us, she hastily apointed Meritt, a local art dealer, in hopes that her in-depth knowledge of art would aid us in destroying the cartoon cat menace. Due to her annoyance, though, she will no longer be mentioned in this story. Other officers of the commission, Echo and her daughter Yuri were sent along to ease the frightened japanese and serve as translators.
Upon arrival into Japan, we were met with great pomp and circumstance. Two great adventurers from Kukizaki, Hiro and Atsushi met us and made us feel right at home. As we looked around their quaint farming community, we were saddened by the cuteness that had ravaged it. Immediately we knew how to conquer this feline fiend! We would reverse the cuteness with tackiness! We sent out Yuri with grotesquely enormous leg warmers from the eighties and Echo with a tacky beach shirt with the impression of a scantilly clad bikini maiden! We then put up Coffee Advertisements with Bruce Willis all over town. Hello Kitty was no match!P align=center> Weakened by our onslaught, Richard used is magic battle axe to flatten the neko nazi into a thin wafer. We then took Hello Kitty in this compromising state and placed her in a magic oven two towns over where she was baked into a potato chip. Then to ensure she would never terrorize the town again, I ate her heartily!
We were heralded as living gods, and were given tons and tons of Sake to quench our alcoholic needs. Afterwards we were taken to a great Shinto Shrine to honor the local gods.
From the shrine we were taken to see the great Kabuki Gods who wished to thank us for our deeds. First there was Lady Aoi and Taka Yukitsuna, she wished to throw herself to the mercy of Richard's whimmy but Yukitsuna would not let her. This enraged her father Yoshikata. It was tense, but everyone realized that it was all in good fun. Then Fuji Musume did a good luck dance to protect us on the rest of our journeys.
We then went to see the marvels of japanese technology at the NASDA Space Center in Tsukuba. We saw the prototype module for the japanese addition to the international space station. We then went to a pottery town to see ceramic masterpieces of the region. There were many pots.
Finally we were taken to Tokyo. We were interested in seeing where the japanese housed less harmful criminals. So, we were taken on a tour of Tokyo Disney. Afterwards we danced the night away in downtown Tokyo at a bar called Motown.
They Kukizaki citizens were so happy that we came and were so sad that we left, that they decided to come visit Milpitas come October. With great aniticipation, the months went by. But, the day came when we were reunited with our distant friends from the far east.
To celebrate their arrival we journeyed to Reno with Debra (Chair of the Sister City Commission), Karen (Fellow Adventurer), Richard, and Elicia(The Town Seductress). There, we had tea ceremonies (drinking the night away), gambled and finished the time off with a group blowjob! :)
